#SBGREEKMYTHOLOGY

the myths are true

Anonymous asked: What happens to the person behind #SBGreekMyth after college graduation? She becomes a ridden-and-put-away-wet NOBODY trying to scrape by cents while living with roommates and living off Daddy's donated scraps. Also, we bet a million bucks that she'll be a wrinkled has-been grenade, or at least will look pretty damn fucked up and gross by college graduation. Sweetie, you need to do something of actual substance with your life. Greek life doesn't last forever, and welfare isn't fun.

1. My dad died 3 #years ago

2. I’m pre-med, what the fuck is #your major

3. Being funny #doesn’t make you poor

4. Go fuck #a llama

Anonymous asked: which sororities do you like?